Yes yes, the Miss California Debacle is old news, but I just stumbled across this dude (don'taskhowplease) and his hilarious youtube vids, and this one made me crack up awesomely:

( it's just the way she was raised! )

ETA. Oh google. Why do I love you? Because you think of little random details. Like, changing the hrule in google search to a rainbow for searches with the word "gay" in them.